The Haight/Ashbury

Spin some vinyl while running your fingers through the green shag carpet on the ceiling. This trailers got, like, totally psychedelic textures, man. 

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  • Sleeps 1-2
  • Full bed (For your comfort, this trailer is not recommended for our taller guests)
  • A/C window unit
  • Record player with classic 70's albums
  • Booth
  • Space heater upon request
  • Lava lamp

Rates: $85/night Sun-Thur; $115/night Fri & Sat


The Pink Fuzzy Unicorn

Stay up late and talk about boys in the trailer that's every teenage girl in the 90's dream come true. It's like being wrapped in a rainbow while spooning a neon cheetah under a blacklight. 

  • Sleeps 2
  • Full bed
  • Booth
  • Portable A/C
  • Mini-fridge
  • Space heater upon request
  • 90's board games

Rates: $90/night Sun-Thur; $120/night Fri & Sat


The Pour Some Shasta On Me

Experience all the glitz and glamour of a 90's hair band without the drug problem and the narcissism. BYO eyeliner and black leather pants. 

  • Sleeps 2 
  • Two couches that fold down into twin beds
  • A/C window unit
  • Space heater upon request
  • Boombox with hair metal tapes

Rates: $100/night Sun-Thur; $130/night Fri & Sat


The Horn

Old West chic. Saloon doors, corrugated metal, plaid wool and reclaimed wood. Need we say more?

  • Sleeps 2-3
  • Queen bed
  • Booth that folds into twin bed
  • Bar
  • Mini-fridge
  • Overhead A/C
  • Space heater upon request
  • Covered deck

Rates:  $100/night Sun-Thur; $130/night Fri & Sat


The One With the Trailer

Modeled after the hit television show 'Friends'. Could this trailer BE any more charming?

  • Sleeps 2
  • Queen bed
  • Mini-fridge
  • Overhead heat & A/C
  • Kitchen table
  • TV, DVD player and 'Friends' DVD's
  • Loveseat
  • Huggsy
  • The Geller Cup

Rates: $115/night Sun-Thur; $145/night Fri & Sat


Candy Cane Lane

Your black sheep uncle drank too much "special eggnog" and threw up vintage Christmas decorations all over this trailer. Design consultation by Clark W. Griswold. 

  • Sleeps 4
  • Twin bed
  • Three couches that fold into twin beds
  • Electric fireplace
  • TV, VHS & various Christmas classics
  • Record player
  • Nice selection of terrible Christmas albums
  • Stockings hung by the chimney with care

Rates: $130/night Sun-Thur; $160/night Fri & Sat